{"id":301,"date":"2010-02-24T13:02:33","date_gmt":"2010-02-24T13:02:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/?p=301"},"modified":"2010-02-24T13:03:05","modified_gmt":"2010-02-24T13:03:05","slug":"pobavilo-toto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/?p=301","title":{"rendered":"Pobavilo toto;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Matematik, fyzik a in\u017een\u00fdr dostali v\u0161ichni stejn\u00fd gumov\u00fd m\u00ed\u010dek s \u00fakolem zjistit jeho objem. Dostali k dispozici v\u0161e, co pot\u0159ebovali k m\u011b\u0159en\u00ed, a neomezen\u00fd \u010das na vy\u0159e\u0161en\u00ed \u00fakolu. Matematik pou\u017eil metr, zm\u011b\u0159il obvod m\u00ed\u010dku, vyd\u011blil dv\u011bma Pi, z\u00edskal polom\u011br, umocnil na druhou, vyn\u00e1sobil Pi a vyn\u00e1sobil 3\/4, \u010d\u00edm\u017e spo\u010d\u00edtal objem. Fyzik si vzal kbel\u00edk, nalil do n\u011bho 10,000 litr\u016f vody, hodil do kbel\u00edku m\u00ed\u010dek a zm\u011b\u0159il objem vytla\u010den\u00e9 vody s p\u0159esnost\u00ed na p\u011bt platn\u00fdch \u010d\u00edslic. A in\u017een\u00fdr? Ten si zapsal seriov\u00e9 \u010d\u00edslo m\u00ed\u010dku a jeho objem si vyhledal.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Absolvent matematick\u00e9 fakulty se pt\u00e1: &#8220;Pro\u010d to funguje?&#8221;<br \/>\nAbsolvent p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00edch v\u011bd se pt\u00e1: &#8220;Jak to funguje?&#8221;<br \/>\nAbsolvent fakulty strojn\u00edho in\u017een\u00fdrstv\u00ed se pt\u00e1: &#8220;Jak by se to dalo vyrobit?&#8221;<br \/>\nAbsolvent ekonomick\u00e9 fakulty se pt\u00e1: &#8220;Kolik by to st\u00e1lo?&#8221;<br \/>\nAbsolvent filozofick\u00e9 fakulty se pt\u00e1: &#8220;S ho\u0159\u010dic\u00ed nebo ke\u010dupem?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">a viac sem: <a href=\"https:\/\/web.tonikovo.cz\/vs-vtipy\/srovnavaci.php\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/web.tonikovo.cz\/vs-vtipy\/srovnavaci.php<\/a><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Matematik, fyzik a in\u017een\u00fdr dostali v\u0161ichni stejn\u00fd gumov\u00fd m\u00ed\u010dek s \u00fakolem zjistit jeho objem. Dostali k dispozici v\u0161e, co pot\u0159ebovali k m\u011b\u0159en\u00ed, a neomezen\u00fd \u010das na vy\u0159e\u0161en\u00ed \u00fakolu. Matematik pou\u017eil metr, zm\u011b\u0159il obvod m\u00ed\u010dku, vyd\u011blil dv\u011bma Pi, z\u00edskal polom\u011br, umocnil na druhou, vyn\u00e1sobil Pi a vyn\u00e1sobil 3\/4, \u010d\u00edm\u017e spo\u010d\u00edtal objem. Fyzik si vzal kbel\u00edk, nalil &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/?p=301\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Pobavilo toto;)<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-linky","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":303,"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions\/303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}