{"id":780,"date":"2016-04-22T13:59:54","date_gmt":"2016-04-22T11:59:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/?p=780"},"modified":"2016-04-22T13:59:54","modified_gmt":"2016-04-22T11:59:54","slug":"itckarsky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/?p=780","title":{"rendered":"ITckarsky"},"content":{"rendered":"

IT Contractor goes to the gates of heaven. Very indignant. He says to St Peter, “Look here, I was only 45 so why did I have to die? It’s not fair.” St Peter stares back with a puzzled frown, and leafs through the golden book. “Hey, that’s odd. According to the hours you’ve claimed for, you’re 120”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

IT Contractor goes to the gates of heaven. Very indignant. He says to St Peter, “Look here, I was only 45 so why did I have to die? It’s not fair.” St Peter stares back with a puzzled frown, and leafs through the golden book. “Hey, that’s odd. According to the hours you’ve claimed for, … Continue reading ITckarsky<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=780"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":781,"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780\/revisions\/781"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noire.dreams.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}